søndag 25. oktober 2015

HEAVENLY CHARIOT




We built an eagle's nest in the oak behind the barn

Late winter 1952 we hovered long and loud. It was the Olympics in Oslo and as far as I remember enthroned Norwegians on top of the victory podiums in every sport branches that mattered in our world.

In mid-May came the heat, and the trees were green in Hasselnøttlia and migratory birds returned and sang with full throat, and we tapped the sap of the earliest birches and drank greedily of the half-filled bottles. And in competition with magpies in a spruce tree down at Grandma in Nyhus, we built our "eagles nest" in a high oak that stood on the triangle against Hasselnøttlia.
The first years had the oak grown long and ailing in the shadow of the barn. Proper crown and foliage was only when it reached up into the sunshine. But then it grew far beyond the barn roof.

There were little branches below the tree, so these were replaced with "claim clamps" that we periodically nailed up the stem. Thus was all ready to start this major project; building cottage in oak tree, a real "eagle's nest" for guys boys. It was a daring work, but everything went well, and a few weeks later we hoisted wreath over corrugated iron roof and ate cake down the yard with parents and siblings.



Overview between good neighbors

An eagle's nest in the top of a solitary tree has a strategic weakness; if one becomes a victim of the siege, one has no retreat option - then sitting one in Scissors. Our three were particularly vulnerable when the enemy could only knock down climb clamps at the bottom - and then go away.

For days we sat upstairs in the Eagle's Nest and pondered retreat problem and envied magpies in grandmothers spruce tree who only took to the wings. The thought of a winged solution with glide seemed alluring, but it belonged to category "High voltage danger." A more moderate solution we found accidentally in a brochure father had left in the cabinet in the living-resistant. It was a picture rich publication he had brought from the trip with Axel Aubert to Rjukan. There had the Director General ensured that it was built a cable car from the valley floor and up the mountainside, allowing residents of Rjukan could move up the sun during the winter.

We took a collection with Harald in Garden and discussed the matter in depth. He was two years older than us and knew about a little of each. Our thought was never to construct a gondola orbit that could carry us up the tree. No, the strategic solution was to construct a surprising escape route down from the Eagle's Nest. And it was a much easier task and had to be arranged with limited technical means. All we needed was a rope, a suspension and a gondola wagon.

Tau and suspension were okay and provide; a new 30 meter long hemp rope was just purchased for the salmon seine, and a sliding hoop we could use a “hegde” or sheep enclave. Worse was to find something resembling a gondola wagon. It had to be as light weight as possible for a heavy gondola would crash into the post at high speed.


A hegde of juniper.

Harald in Garden, who had just borrowed "Five weeks in balloon" by Jules Verne from the bookcase behind in the classroom by Thorvald Haugeland, came with a brilliant idea: "A balloon basket," he said excitedly, staring through foliage on a white cloud that drifted past, "a balloon basket made of wicker plant real and easily as a magpie."
"Brilliant idea, Harald," I said and thumped him in the back, "but ... but do we know someone who knows the art of plaiting balloon basket?"
"Yep," said Harald, "Anne Larsen in road bend. She weaves at least baskets to wine balloons. "
"Steike!" said Kjell, in his laconic way. So we climbed down and threw us on bikes.

Harald led the arrival in the yard of Anne Larsen. He knew her best when she every spring helped Harald & putting potatoes and every autumn with record crop. We rolled past the low windows of the old longhouse of her, where we glimpsed the head watchmaker Kalhovd who sat behind the living room window with monocle and repaired watches, and just off the chopping block in the backyard where Anne had cleanup on her twig pile.

"What are you looking for?" She asked with a hint of wonder in her voice.
"Well, we were wondering if you can make balloon basket for us," said Harald.
"No, far from it," said Anne, "you are far too young to add wine."
"But …, you misunderstand," said Kjell, "it is not to wine balloons but a basket of such a balloon that sails in the air under the white clouds - we will use the curve gondola down from the Eagle's Nest."
Anne Larsen looked now like a question mark, but after some explanations and forth and streaking with a stick in the gravel in the yard, she realized drawing.
For Anne was a sharp one, and it was we who were green punks, especially when it came to negotiation about price.

"I can make a basket that is large enough that two men can fit in it, but there's a lot of work and will take a long time - at least five days. Give me fifty kroner, so we have a deal. "
"Fifty kroner?" Said Kjell thunderstruck and turned to the bike; "We have not." I supported dumbfounding viewpoint and beat specified out with my hands: "The only thing we earn money nowadays is to sell cherries to car-tourists. We get 25 øre for a triangle bag cherries. So we have to sell, er ... two hundred bags until we have earned fifty kroner. It is not possible! Rogalendingene is not that hungry for cherries".

But as soon as Anne Larsen realized that we "waded" in mature cherries, she hip left shoulder and had the solution ready: "If you come with a ten-potty-pail filled with cherries on Wednesday, the gondola cart stand ready. But then you must promise to come on the back of the barn so Kalhovd not can see what goes on. I want this winemaking in peace. "
"It's a deal," said Kjell. "Oh Yess," I said, "we will do like requested." And Anne looked brighter in existence, and with a new hip on the left shoulder she continued the work with her sprig ax.
At supper we told Mom and Dad about the agreement with Anne Larsen and the proposed gondola down from the Eagle's Nest, and the mother stood a bit dubious to her son’s raw material deliveries to winemaking in Vestigarden, but our father saw only positive that they in Vestigarden consumed wine of cherries instead of the hazardous fluid they otherwise shrouded therein.

Father also came with a useful input. "At the terminus should rope tied in the middle of a horizontal boom that is attached to one end of the barn wall, and at the other end placed between two X-shaped logs." He showed with forefingers what he meant, and continued: "The boom means that the caravan ends up in a free pendulum movement - as in swing sets. A single vertical end post will be mortally dangerous. "

Anna Kvavik was our good neighbor. She had a pedal organ and a good eye for Kjell who she believed had the talent to become an organist in Lyngdal church.
It was therefore natural that Kjell was talker when we next morning knocking on her back door and asked her to come out into the yard to look at a case we had to talk about. And she was aflame when Kjell told about the projected cable car from our oak and down to a terminus on the edge of the her backyard. Anna could not forget how nice it had been when Bianca strangled the infamous concentrates-rat that had bitten Thorvald in hand, and asked us to notify her when the path should be used.
Kjell was born with a mind for older ladies lonely days and promised that since we got set up crosslogs on her due, we could always conduct a new "acting" behind in the yard of her. Anna was so excited and promised to make buns and lemonade to all onlookers that might come.
A few days later were both "terminus" and "home station" established and the rope was stretched tight and a “hegde” strung catching up. Now only gondola that was missing and we picked ripe black cherries and slithered and waited for Wednesday would come, and it did it finally and swap with Anne Larsen went into box. The gondola was hung up in hegde with rope from each corner, and a sturdy fishing line was hooked firmly behind the gondola so that we could stand up in the tree and crank this tilting back.
We test-drove the gondola wagon once for each of us, and I knew well how it tickled my stomach when curvatures plunged downhill, and although it was a little crank up and down the "terminus", everything went as planned.

All in all we would have been very satisfied with the way things are if it had not been for the thoughtless promise to erect a "spectacle" in Anna’s backyard.


I knew well how it tickled my stomach when curvatures plunged downhill...

On Saturday, when Ludvig came home from teaching certificate school in Kristiansand, we shared our concern with him. And it was wise. For after looking at the new facilities in Anna’s backyard, he was aflame and took over most of the responsibility for the script and instruction. Heaviest was to persuade Tordis and Laila to participate in important leading roles, but finally they gave in - and got mother involved in creating costumes. Kjell and I borrowed two well-worn white shirts of the father, but the rest of the costumes had to arrange ourselves.

Last weekend in June used father and mother holding a garden party when they were both born on that time of year. What could fit better than combining this with a theater performance in neighboring Anna? In any case matched the fine for Anna, and it was important. I wrote a piece with crayons that were fastened on the pole over the shared mailbox in Austigarden:
Theater Imagination
by Anna Kvåvik Sunday, June 30, 1952 at 5 o’clock.
Catering. Free admission. Small collect to Zuloland and Cina.
ALL wery Welcome !!!

The patch was diligently read and commented on by many, and postman and emissary Georg Drageland thought almost that he would come.
Sunday dawned with glorious weather, and nerves were on edge already when we before noon rigged in place scenes.

Ludvig had come home with last bus from Kristiansand, so there was little time for practice and coordination of the presentations. In addition, Laila dissatisfied with her assigned role of Revelation, and Plata had to step in instead. Now did Laila get hands on the important co-starred as bell ringer "Notre Grange", a task that really demanded absolute pitch - something she had not.

Scenes were shot as shown. To the right stood a large herring barrel that served as a bridge piers, and left stood the noted "shoal boil Checkout for potatoes» as Kjell hid in a whole day. Checkout lay on his side with the lid facing the audience, and on the lid had Ludvig burned into Roman numerals; VI - VI - VI. Treasury acted as the second pier. A wide plank was the bridge that led across a dangerous ravine, and on the bridge had a malicious being posted "stumbling stones".


A wide plank was a bridge that led across a dangerous gorge.

In the yard we set up 14 chairs + two wicker chairs; one for grandmother in Newhouse and one for grandmother in Garden, and with the help of Alf Opsahl and Peder Sandal we had been moved organ from Anna’s living room and into a room at back where the windows were opened wide. Ten to five o’clock had come so many audiences that Alf and Peder let out long planks between the kitchen stools for everyone to get a seat. Glass with lemonade was put forward on a table, and Alfhild and Kari went around handing out warm raisin buns.
Kjell and I sat silent as mice up in gondola wagon outside Eagle's Nest and was too nervous to envy the audience the good stuff we missed.

Session opened with Anna Kvavik played "Prelude" by Bach, and all chewing buns and applauded so long that Anna had to get out on stairway at back door and curtsey.
A little while later rattled heavy hammer blows from our barn, where a window was set ajar to the audience. It was clear that "Hunchback of barn" struck on the ore of a heavy water barrel with a heavy hammer, but since the father unknowingly had wells horse and the water level was now adjusted too low, oscillating sound a damn frequency just below the giss / ass and howl sounded from pigpen until the hammer was thrown out - and the window slammed again.
And the audience looked a bit around at each other and nodded and smiled for everyone knew that now it was Sunday morning and church time. And Anna sat down again to the organ and the familiar tones of "None is so confident in danger" emanated from the window.

So began matters and things to be arrived at the scene, some twigs snapped on forest trail, and an innocent, young girl came slow moving in from the right with steady course towards the bridge over the frightful ravine. She was dressed in dark, low heels shoes with white knee socks and checkered pleated skirt, and over her white blouse she wore a beautiful home knitted jacket. Her head was covered with a light blue scarf tied under the chin, and in her hand she carried a white handkerchief folded over the hymnbook.

When the girl began to walk up the slope to the bridge, played Anna even higher, and sister Marie, who sat with little Arnfinn on her lap, joined in and sang "Nobody is so confident in danger, as God's little children crust ..." and many others fell into in song with her, but even if they conjured in minor as best they could, many realized that this would still go into wrong direction, and 9-year-old Liv with Leif cried in despair: "Beware of rocks, Tordis!"

But the well-intentioned warning came too late, the girl stumbled and while Hymn Book and handkerchief flew through the air, she fell badly down the gorge behind the bridge where she desperately lay sobbing, and everyone could see that she took care of two broken adds under the white knee socks - and that she therefore failed to stand up. Anna heard gasping from the crowd and stopped playing, and one could hear pin singlet in the gravel. Those who sat at the rear rows, and half had risen from the pews to better see, smiled now a little embarrassed to each other and sat down again.

Farmer, postman and emissary Georg Drageland that were related to grandmother in Newhouse, sighed heavily; he had the act read his Bible and was quick to crack the code with Roman numerals "VI - VI - VI." No, they needed certainly not teaching certificate in Kristiansand to know that 666 stood for "Beast of Revelation" (Rev. 13, 18). Then he turned to his neighbor at side, Uncle Anton, and said: "I'm afraid this drama has only just begun." Anton looked a bit confused, and for him and most others, came next fixture as a big surprise.

A terrible commotion, with glam, bleating and milling, suddenly broke out inside the pier of the left side of the gorge, and trapdoor with Roman numerals after loud uproar outright kicked out.
The two grandmothers in the front row gradually began to regret their prominent positions, as a monster, dressed in an old, moss green portiere curtain, which had hung over the door to consist the formal living room, came crawling out of the box on all fours and stuck a yellowish green mask head forward under the curtain edge. Beast opened drake gap and snorted with twofold tongue around in the air by Christian human blood. Then turned animal abruptly against the girl down in the gorge, grinned satisfied from eye to eye, and began waddling towards her.
The girl, who immediately saw the evil beast come drooling on themselves, eventually managed to get up on his knees. With her back facing the audience and hands folded flush against the barn wall, she began to pray with a dilute, trembling voice: "Our Father, who are in Heaven! I've broken both my legs, and cannot run from the beast ... eh, in Revelation, so save me from the evil, for yours are the power and the glory, forever and ever! Amen. "

Then the Lord appeared to her in a vision in the hatch on top of the barn wall, dressed in white as an Arab sheik, but with a golden radiance of Christmas tree glitter around his head. And the Lord stretched his arms toward the girl, and said in a deep voice: "Verily, verily, I say unto thee; I have heard your plea for help. And see; Now I send my trusted archangels; Michael and Gabriel, to earth to rescue you from Jammer Valleys misery. "
And the audience, who had heard everything the Lord had said, clapping hands with excitement and stared anxiously toward corner of the house and waited for the angels, but it lasted and slid and poor Liv by Leif bet nails and kicked nervously with her legs, for animal had almost reached the wretched Tordis which many a time would pass her when she was little.

Then drew gasps through theater-yard; a "heavenly chariot" came in an elegant swallow dive down from the big oak tree with two angels in white board and the liner just past the girl and the Beast, but then stopped abruptly at the end station where the wagon for a while wigged back and forth around the boom before the angels dazed and confused managed to crawl out.

Both Archangels went in sandals with bare legs and was dressed in white shirt coats with sleeves rolled up and their heads had white handkerchiefs knotted at the corners and a single wreath of Christmas glitter. The most impressive was that they still in braces behind their backs with many clothespins had attached wings that were cut out of white cardboard from large long booths boxes.
The blonde angel wore nameplate "Mikkel" and the dark "Gabriel." Mikkel wore a saber, and now he pulled it and went contrary to the slick animal. The fight waved back and forth down the gorge, but finally got Mikkel into a murderous cut that separated the head from the body.
When the last convulsions had ebbed away, pulled Mikkel the evil beast back to the pier and pushed it firmly into the box, so he picked up the trapdoor with Roman numerals and the hammer used by hunchback and nailed trapdoor into place with five toms rusty nail.
This garnered tumultuous applause at the theater courtyard, and even the two old grandmothers stood up and clapped and angel Mikkel sat down on the box and bowed and bowed.
Meanwhile the angel Gabriel lifted and dragged the young girl away to the heavenly chariot. But when she realized how the wagon would have its next stop, she fell again on her knees and begged Our Lord to let her live down the Jammer valley for a while, and the Lord was in good spirits that afternoon and showed compassion, and in a vision revealed He appeared to her in the top skylight on the barn wall and said with paternal, educational pathos: " Verily, verily, I say unto thee; Comfort, comfort my children. Your prayer is heard! ".
So the Lord turned against his archangel Gabriel and he commanded him to give the young girl new, healthy feet, and angel coats of carefully hand over the white knee-highs, and immediately she stood up and danced tentatively back and forth, so she picked up handcar shift and hymnal book and danced upon Church way towards the bridge. And when she again stepped out on the bridge over the dangerous gorge, stood an angel on either side with flowing, protective wings and chimed Lina Sandells old hymn: "None is so confident in danger ...". Mikael the archangel, had in the heat of battle lost both wings, and now he stood as well and sang and waved rate, with one wing in each hand.

Session ended with wild applause for Anna Kvavik and the entire theater troupe, and the hat of Alf Oppsahl was carried round and “small Collect” were collected. It brought in 66 kroner and 60 øre, which was divided equally between the two grandmothers woman associations.

It was often the small experiences that created solidarity and good neighborliness in those days.





This story was printed in the newspaper "Lister" on Saturday 24 October 2015.


lørdag 10. oktober 2015

SWEDISH ELKHUNTING IN BRINGSJORD FOREST




My niece, Liv Bringsjord, is proudly showing off the trophy from the hunt in 1947.
Photo: Find Bringsjord

For a long time we lived in the belief that the antlers on the photo above originated from the first moose was shot at Bringsjord in recent times. But then Uncle Anton told a completely different story.

A gray and rainy afternoon in the year 1948 approached Kjell and me Uncle Anton in Garden to hear if there were any new developments in relation to the widow of Kvås. We knocked on the divided front side door in the middle of the old house, but without result, so we opened and went into the hall. There sounded the vociferous mood from the living room, and when we opened the door, sat a bunch of men around the large oval dining table eating nice dinner.
Uncle Anton wore broad, red striped suspenders and white, non-sassy shirt, and thrived as salmon in the water as host and master of ceremonies at the top of the table. Our appearance was reason enough that everyone had to raise their glasses with cider (?) and make a toast for the twins to Lina and a bowl for Degner Brinch; as Anton in straight associated line descended from.

It may be briefly mentioned that the others who sat around the black cauldron in the middle of the table with elk meat and gravy, was Uncle Thorvald at Vollen and his son; cousin Alf. Then it was Arian and two bachelors that we didn’t knew so well. One lived in Vestigarden - the other on Neset. Later on Uncle told that both had been snipers in Swedish forests during the war.
We realized immediately that this was not the time and place to talk to Uncle of the widow of Kvås, but we had become very curious about what kind of festivity this was, and promised to return on the first and best rainy day.

And there we were lucky. On Sunday poured it down, and mom and dad were having dinner nap and sent us off place. It is not always so easy to be delegates, but this time it was a cream job. Uncle ate residual dinner from the day before and picked up plates and cutlery so we got to taste moose meat, which is of course the best real men can eat, and so was the sauce that the pieces of meat was swimming in ...
I had learned that around a nice covered table one should keep the conversation going, and asked with assumed interest: "How did you manage to make such a good sauce, uncle? Is it the widow on Kvås who have been here? "

"No, no, Finn, this house needs no sauce cook from Kvås. Moose stew is made best by men! "He now had plenty of water on his mill and explained with a familiar voice: “Broth is boiled on a broken leg bone with carrot, onion and cut fat and pieces of meat in several hours on wood stove. This would provide 1st class elk-craft (broth) as the base in the sauce.
I did this already on Friday. On Saturday morning I took out the frying pan and browned meat - rolled in flour, onions and porcini, and poured this, along with the frying juices, over the stock pot. Salt and pepper? Yes! And so, the most important thing; a large fistful of rowan berries, that are picked directly from the tree after the first frosts, and a large pinch of blue-black juniper. After three to four hours of careful cooking on low heat from humble, semi-dry birch sticks, stir in the cream skimmed from the top of a large bowl of milk, and so; sim sala bim: we have the world's best moose stew! "

Uncle Anton smiled from ear to ear over his eminent art of cooking, and we bowed in the dust for his infinite knowledge in all manner of areas. But baking bread was not for him - possible that he had no baking-oven in the wood stove - so we got handed wort bread slice to mop up sauce with. And the job was done thoroughly, I can promise; game sauce cooked for real men! Heavenly...

A little later, when the table was cleared and the coffee pot and sugar bowl was put forward, asked Kjell: "How is it that you have got hold of as much moose meat, Uncle? Is it one that's been hit by a car up in Møskedalen? "
"Hit in Møskedalen! HIT IN MØSKEDALEN!!! "Uncle rose halfway up of the chair; "I should serve dinner from a moose that for hours have been injured and half-dead in Møskedalen? Such meat fibers are woven together like a ship hawser from Rope Factory in Mandal ".

He struck out his hands in a resigned gesture and sat down on the chair: "No, no, Kjell, this is prime moose from Uppsala in Sweden. This moose is shot by none other than Jöns Lejonstjerna, Archbishop of Uppsala, and sent refrigerated with "Legati missi» to Anton Olaussen Bringsjord in the Royal Swedish Elk-hunter Union’s blue Volvo Amazon.»
"Huh?" I said, "How did you managed to get it?"
"Now you just dip piece of sugar in a cup of coffee here - and listen carefully - I will tell everything about how that occurred."

"Early in the World War - at least one year before the twins to Lina were born - demanded the German occupiers that all firearms should be submitted. Especially they controlled that rifles to members of shooting teams were filed. But on Bringsjord were at least two bachelors who knew that they could not sleep without their beloved "Lange Krag" (Krag-Jørgensen rifle) at bedside. So they packed together rifle and ammunition and fled to Sweden, where they lived by shooting elk in the large Swedish forests. Yes, they shot so much moose over there, that the illicit Norwegian police troops, which were trained in Sweden under the war, got served elk on the menu at least twice a week."

This was naturally disastrous consequences for the moose population. The result was that in 1945 there were only a handful of moose back throughout Swedish Uppland, while in Norway - after six years without hunting - was practically overrun by elk, yes on Bringsjord could womenfolk not hang out white washing on the clothesline without a moose ran off with the embroidered tablecloth fluttering between horns.



... A moose ran off with the embroidered tablecloth fluttering between horns.

As soon as we became aware of the sad state of our sister nation, the men sat down around this table and discussed what we could do for the Swedes as thanks for their help during the war. The result was that we in summer 1946 wrote a letter to "Royal Swedish Elk-hunter Union" where we offered board members three days free elk hunting in Bringsjord-forest that autumn. We were given a solemn letter back where the three who sat on the Board promised to come to Bringsjord Lyngdal pr. Farsund in September.

Since it was I who signed the letter, came a beautiful morning a yellow Volvo with blue trailer into the yard. The driver got out, bowed and said he had the honor of driving Agency in Kungliga Svenska Älgjägarforbundet to the big moose hunting on Bringsjord, and if I could please show them the way to the hunting ground?
I threw my bike and trampled away into Silje Vollen in Strømnes. There driver parked the yellow car with blue trailer and opened the doors so that the three gentlemen could rise on Norwegian soil and greet rigid; "Good morning!"
So I showed them the beginning of Skoddeveien (Mist Rroad) and recommended them to follow this through to the hunting ground.
Two of the men were wearing blue mössor *, one had a yellow. They unpacked rifles and loaded them up with sharp hunting ammunition, before they went up Mist Road in good Swedish hunting scheme, i.e. so that whoever had yellow mössa went in the middle.
* Mössor; Swedish for hats.

Now it well so that the distance from Bringsjord to the Swedish border is bigger than most other places in Norway, so nobody here had heard of Swedish hunters' mössor-performances" and beast, and all sorts of creatures poured therefore out to get a glimpse of the quirky troupe. And as usual in heath race reputation far ahead of the hunters, so on a small hill top in Egeland valley stood the big elk bull and waited for them.

Swedes were so flustered when they finally looked up from the rocky road and saw the majestic moose enthroned before them, that they got the disorder in hunting scheme. When the first bluemössan halt, was yellowmössan inattentive, and suddenly he was foremost, and everything was just crazy and they did not know who was in command, and the guns fell down from the shoulders and several shots went off and ricochets buzzed wall between, and both moose and hunters prostrated. The three Swedes drew mössorne well down over their head, and moose drew his last breath and died on the spot.

A few minutes later pulled 1. bluemössan the hat up on his forehead, looked well around and whispered, "All clear!". And great was the amazement when they all saw the king of the forest lie flat out in front of them; stone dead.
"This must be the biggest moose I've ever seen," said last-bluemössan, "wondering how old he is?" Oh, "said yellowmössan," it is easy to decide, we just count the tags on the horns. "
Then they began to count, but always came forward to different numbers; one got 15, one with 18 and the third 13. "This was difficult," said the last-blåmössan, "we'd brought with us the blue tape is in Volvo, so we could have marked tag where we started to count. As it is I'm afraid we do not stop the count on right tag ... ".
A while later shook 1. Bluemössan discouragement off themselves, "We will take the elk down to the car, so we can use blue tape and count."

After the moose was relieved stomach and intestines, tied a rope around the hind legs and began pulling it toward the car. But it went very slow and sluggish and heavily, yet it went mostly downhill, and soon they had to sit down to take a breath and drink blueberry juice.
Then there appeared a Norwegian. Suddenly he was just standing there, right next to the moose. "This is an unusually fine elk," he said, nodding approvingly, "full grown nine-year-old, I see." The Swedes looked puzzled at each other. This Norwegian man was obviously a proper sharpening.

"It's something we're wondering," said 1st bluemössan. "We do not know who shot the moose, or what he died of, for that matter. There are no bullet holes on the moose. Could he have died of fright and heart defects when bullets riddled around us?"
North man bent down and examined the moose briefly, and then he straightened up and asked: "Is one of you priest in Church of Sweden?" Yellowmössan nodded diligently; He was bishop of the Church of Sweden.
"Bishop! God heavens, then it is surely that it is you who has shot the moose, "said the Norwegian confidently, "you see - the bullet has gone straight in one ear and right out the other." Now the bishop was so happy that he spontaneously offered north man a glass of blueberry juice.


Yellowmössan was so happy that he spontaneously offered north man
a glass of blueberry juice.

"It's one more thing I could mention to you," said the Norwegian, "I see you draw the elk wrong way; you draw it against the hairs; pull it either with the hairs - so it goes so much easier! "The three of Agency for Kungliga Svenska Älgjägarforbundet, missed again to thank for the good advice, before north man was gone away, just disappeared.

The three “blue and yellow” made as north man had said, loosened the rope from the hind legs of the moose and tied it around the antlers. So they started with new powers; and now everything went so much easier, although it mostly went uphill.
A while after they had passed the place where the moose was shot, said the 2nd bluemössan: "It was a very intelligent man, this northbagger; there is no doubt that we pull the moose wrong way".
"Yes, he was a royal genius. Thanks to him everything now runs so much easier," said yellowmössan.
"Yes, he was unusually sharp," said 1st bluemössan, "but ... in this way we comes further and further away from the car ...?"

This amazement got everyone to sit down in the heather and think it over again. After a while, grip 1. bluemössan the word and concluded something like this: "The most important thing is that we get the elk down to the car." The other two sighed heavily, but agreed.

Then they loosened the rope around the antlers, tied it around the elk’s hind legs and began pulling him toward the car. It went very slow and sluggish and heavily, although it was mostly downhill, and it was dark night before they were down at Silje Vollen.

Uncle Anton looked over at Linas twins sitting with big eyes and chin drop and swallowed every word. Then he threw his head back in his chair and laughed and laughed and laughed till he nearly tumbled to the floor. We looked at him with sheepish smile around her mouth and wondered if it might have gone mad, so we thanks nicely for the food and ran home.

When we tramping and soaked came home and told my father that he was not the first shot moose in Bringsjord-heath after the war, but that first one was shot by  Jöns -archbishop of Sveeden, he sat chewing tobacco in his throat and could have been strangled.
 "And this year, the bishop sent several tons Swedish moose meat to Uncle Anton with refrigerated with legati as thanks for heart-heat we here at Bringsjord has shown to our Swedish sister nation ... is not it great?", said Kjell excited, while his father coughed in the way and raise for breath.

"This Uncle ..." dad said when he finally rediscovered the power of speech, "this Uncle can imagine you anything. Uncle Anton has got hold of some cheap meat from a moose cow which was hit by the route bus in Kvås. The widow would not have it. "



This story was reprinted in the newspaper «Lister» Saturday 10th October 2015.



onsdag 7. oktober 2015

OUER FRIEND CARLSON



CARLSON


We built a hut on Daring Mountain

One year we built a cabin on Daring Mountain (Vågefjell). It was erected at great speed on residues from father abandoned fox-farm. It was hard times after the war, and one had to virtually to seek “Supply Tribunal" for permission to buy a pack of nickel-plated nails. It came naturally out of the question; straightening and reuse was the solution.

Seven days later, the hut was completed and Carlson could move in. Carlson was an outlaw refugee in his despair had come to us, and we gave him shelter and food a few weeks in the fall. So he was killed by a shot from close range. Shotgun blew away half his head, and he got an uncontrolled shaking on both hind feet. We were present and saw the killing through the doorway in our cabin.
"Murderer!" screamed Kjell to the bounty hunter, who in shook off the dog's attack stood and picked out the empty cartridge from shotgun rifle and fumbled to put in place a new one. He was startled and looked puzzled up on us, and it was clear that he resented the fact that the killing was observed by two boys standing almost in the firing line.

"Just go away from Daring Mountain," I shouted desperately as he pulled a heavy German bayonet: "And you do not touch the dog! God in heaven, you do not touch the dog "!
But the executioner cared little about a warning of a 7 year old boy. He stretched the forelegs to Carlson out over a birch root, and cut them off. "I must have paws with me to the sheriff," excused himself half aloud before he side facing proceeded to go down the path of Dare Mountain. It was as if he feared getting a hailstorm of stones after him.
As soon as old "Olvie", a famous fox and badger hunter from neighboring village, had disappeared down the hillside, we ran down to Carlson and carried him gently into the plank cabin.
The before so energetic body was heavy, limp and lifeless, and we sat down on the soil floor covered with emty Hydro-sacks and kept him between us. He was still warm and good in body and blood dripped from his head and front legs down on our clothes, but the glow in his good, warm eyes was extinguished. Our friend was dead; he had sacrificed his life for us. Never again would he - happy and wagging - come leaping ahead.

It was shameful of the big boys, but now we had to give up, we could not hold back the tears; from opposite sides we stuck our heads into the soft fur - and wept.
That animal protection had promised the same bounty for Carlson as for red fox, was well known from lookups on telephone post of the common mailbox in Austigard. What amazed people were that bounty hunters took a long time to collect the prize. The dog was like sunk in the soil.

But an autumn clear night with a full moon, sounded protracted hoot up from Daring Mountain. It made people shiver in the back and hurry home, and sisters Edvardsen started talking about wolves was returned in the hills - and that children should be kept indoors.
We knew better than that, but had betrayed our friend when it counted most. We had promised Carlson keeping him hidden for bounty hunters, and should of course have realized that Olvie would examine the proper Daring Mountain as soon as he came home from work that day. We should have moved the dog to safety with the same we came from school, but instead we had delayed in the time waiting to get with native lukewarm scraps in a tin pail.
Carlson had heard bounty hunter already when this step over wire fence that separated the properties of Ludvig O. and Anton K.; fence that separated between Hazelnut Hillside and Daring Mountain. Our friend pricked ears and made us aware that the intruder was on his way with a deep, warning growl, and we panicked and tried desperately to chase him away up the hillside. But the dog perceived the situation wrong. He thought the hunters were looking for us and took the role of "family" protector. The loyalty cost him his life. He rushed like a torpedo down to the bounty hunter and was only a few meters from pushing him flat on the ground - when the shot was fired.

We humans are such created that even the darkest moments we were looking for comfort and relief from pain of grief. Brother Kjell, who in recent evenings had been lying on the couch and read "The Last of the Mohicans" by James Fenimore Cooper, tried to look for the light in the tunnel. He wiped his tears and said, mostly to himself: "Perhaps Carlson allready come to The happy hunting grounds, maybe he runs on flower-filled meadows and hunt moose and rabbits!"
"But Kjell," I said, wiping tears from her cheek, " Carlson has no front paws; he runs nowhere."
Brother Ludvig had on Saturdays read aloud from the book "Apache Indians" by Helge Ingstad and there until it became clear that the god Manitou, ruler of The happy hunting grounds, not far was such a powerful creator as God Father – creator of heaven and earth. "Manitou cannot create new paws to Carlson, barely enough to rig something more than a couple of crutches. Manitou is just a repairman - one who fixes things that are shattered and destroyed."

Kjell due a bit on this, so brightened he and added: "Then we dig a grave for cross for Carlson, and ask God the Father to give him new feet when he knocks on the gate of heaven."
But I was still quite depressed: "Heaven is behind the pearly gates; a gate into the city with streets of gold. It is no place for Carlson to run around on golden cobblestones ... He's not a city dog ​​... No, Carlson must to The happy hunting grounds, run over green meadows and hunt moose and rabbits."

The brother agreed with my thinking, "Streets of Gold is no paradise for Carlson." He thought for a while, then it came: "There is only one thing to do; we must get back front paws to Carlson and add them into the grave, then fixes Manitou the rest, so he is able "!
I realized the rationale for this reasoning and changed theme: "Now it begins to be cold during the nights," I said worried, "best to bring horse blanket and wrap it around Carlson so he does not freeze in the night ... And a shovel must we have ... we have to dig before frost sets in the soil, before the hard frosts come."

There was no time to lose, and we were tired and weary when we crawled into bed that night, and had almost fallen asleep before mother came up to pray evening prayer. But then it rolled up from us all the sad things that happen that day. It was only the mother who knew the secret of Carlson on Daring Mountain, for in the long run it proved to be quite impossible to provide dog food, without her tacit consent. And now it seemed that the mother was very upset over dog murder. But it was probably mostly because she believed that her twins could have been hit by lead shot.
When I asked if we could take Carlson in the prayer this evening, and not just pray for the heathen and those in the family who walked on the broad road and needed repentance, it went as feared. She flinched for such. She had never heard that the animals would go to Heaven: "Jesus died on the cross of Calvary for the salvation of the lost people, not for dogs and horses and cows".
Later, when the mother had said good night and left us alone in grief, we came in strong doubt Heaven was the right place for us.
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Ouer friend Carlson

Carl was an old, tired man, probably well over fifty. Where he came from, nobody knew. Some thought - mostly on the dialect - that he came from Froland, others guessed at Finnskogen. I rather lean most on the last. He grew up in a place where elkhounds and moose hunting were widespread, I am little in doubt.
He was hired on farms on Bringsjord and in neighboring villages. At our home, he helped father with cutting up the long, thick trunks of birch and alder for logs. In early spring he participated always in the dirt driving, and was a master at spreading muck beyond potato fields.

Typically, day laborers had eaten breakfast before they met up at the farm. Not so with Carl. He had into the kitchen for coffee, eggs and cured pork, before he came really started with the day's deed. As soon as he had left the kitchen, it happened that the girls wrinkled their fine noses, and put the kitchen window wide open. He went the same work clothes which he had used in the dirt basement with Ludvig O. day before.

Carl stayed with Ragnvald J., a farmer in Vestigarden. He was at that time a widower, and his kids had gone out into the world. He therefore had plenty of room in the big house, and Karl did stay in a room with him.
It is said that Ragnvald did not like dogs. At least it went wrong when Carl asket about acquiring Elkhound puppy. He received a clear message: "No dog in my house." End of the story was that Carl was able to build a "house" on Ragnvalds fields in Homman. It was a straightforward solution for both parties; now he could stay there with his dog without interference from any quarters.

But Carl was a poor man. The money did not reach farther than from hand to mouth. Building material therefore had to be not too expensive; slim timber and hard trodden earth. The pattern he built earth hut (gamme), like those in ancient times had been used for Sami in Finnskogen. The inner frame was of young slender birch logs was put in the ring and tied together at the top with iron-string. Surface these was placed plank pieces and plank at bottom and branches at top. Outside this came a thick layer of turf and hard packed earth.

The entrance was a trapezoidal door of planks. The door had a window glass the size of an A-4 sheets at top, the rest of the sparse light let in through the vent in the ceiling. Along one wall, he had nailed up a sleeping bench. Heating and cooking facilities came from the fireplace in the middle of the floor. Later that winter he got neighbors' help to install a furnace, and the smoke vent in the roof was sealed.



Carl built a earth hut in Homman...

When Carl came to cut logs that winter, he brought with him a little puppy dog ​​of a breed that was unknown to us. Karl said it was Elkhound, and it was so made that it melted the hearts. The puppy was hungry and ate sausages and lapped milk and accompanied us in the footsteps all day. Carl had not given his name, so we called him "Carlson."

Late winter we were lucky and dad suffered from gout in his back and was bedridden. Sciatica and lumbago was called "gout" in the old days, and were usually cured with two weeks bed rest. But there was also other remedy. Alf Opsahl told that in Opsal-village, where they had a private power plant to Lyngdal Hat-fabric, they used to wrap a fit wire several times around the big toe and then stick wire ends into a socket. There was really no sure guarantee that rheumatism was cured, but there was a guarantee that they never took more than one treatment.

Another guy, I think it was the postman ours, came with a mucus solution in a round cake tin. Far tasted the wonderful fludium only once and claimed that there was a fifty-fifty mix of jellyfish and sting jellyfish (i.e. one of each). Finally he demanded "aspirin" and sister Plata, which stood at Drangsland manufaktur shop, had to go over to Hovden (Glassmagasinet) and buy a box of Globoid. Eventually he got on his legs, but not before all the drove home stocks was cut and split by a hireling with puppy dog.

Jn winter a year later, it started to go downwards with Carl. There was little money and little food. The dog had now grown big and strong, and it got most of what was edible. Carl was thin and forlorn and suffered high fever. One day Carlson scraped on the door to Ragnvald the farmer, and he knew something was wrong in Homman - and followed the dog into the earth hut (gammen), where he found a forlorn Karl, and he called the district doctor Føien, who made sure that Carl was taken on a stretcher to the ambulance and admitted to Farsund Hospital.

My father in law, dr. Thormod Føien, had  been the district doctor in Alta in Finnmark, a district that also included Kautokeino and Karasjok, where he had been in various sick visits in earth huts on Finnmarksvidda. (The Germans burned virtually all ordinary houses in Finnmark). But he told me he had never seen a hut that was so damp and fungus infested as Carl’s gamme in Homman. While Carl was hospitalized, it was therefore made a municipal decision that the hut could not be used as a human dwelling - and had to be demolished. The consequence was that when Carl was discharged from the hospital, he had to move back to "lodgings" at Ragnvald; and get rid of the dog.
But no one saw the advantage in taking over responsibility for a large Elkhound. Carl did not manage given it away, and he was not able to kill it. Thus Carlson became a municipal issue, a matter for local animal protection. But when they came to pick up the dog, it had left the hut and was vanished. Sometime later promised animal protection bounty on the dog and the sad ending was that it was shot on Daring Mountain.

Days after Carlson’s death there was a dark cloud hanging over us. Carlson could not get to The happy hunting grounds before he had gotten his paws with him to the grave. Two days later we rode to Alleen and turned up at the sheriff's office.
It turned out that Kvarenes was busy, and we performed the errand for a lady sitting there. She said she thought his paws were submitted to the sheriff, but she could not go in there now and that we had to come back in an hour.
We then had plenty of time to go to the kiosk to Sletta and buy cartoon booklets "Wild West" (25 cents) and "Texas" (50 cents). Then we visited sister Marie in the apartment over Alf Olsen's painting shop, and reminded about the birthday cake at six o'clock on our birthday and we could just wisper and drink raspberry soda for Arnfinn had just fallen asleep.

An hour later we were back at the sheriff's office where we conceded to Kvarenes and submitted errand ours; Carlson had to get back paws so he could get to The happy hunting grounds and run across sunny flower meadows while he hunts for elk and rabbits.
Sheriff Kvarenes, who remembered us well from the major exploration campaign he successfully had led when Kjell traceless disappeared in a potato crate, told that "Olvie" had been and delivered the paws and was paid bounty. 
Then he opened the window and lit a "Teddy" and showed great interest in our history, "Did you really build a cottage on Daring Mountain for the dog?"
"Yes," I replied, "He was our best friend. He gave life to us. He stormed down to Ollie and would have beaten him to the ground. "
Kvarenes stubbed the half-smoked cigarette emphatically in the ashtray and took a turn away in front of the open window. There he gave his time to studying Berge heath and to kindle a new Teddy.

"It's okay that you get his paws back and bury them along with the dog so that Carlson might ... uh, come to The eternal hunting grounds and run over the flower fields there," said the sheriff with his back to us, before he turned on his heel and sat down behind the desk, where he stubbed his cigarette carefully, before he got up and fetched a brown package from a green metal cabinets and gave it to Kjell. Then he took us by the hand and wished us well back home - "and say hello so much to Thorvald and Lina." And it was the first time we had taken magistrates in hand since Kjell disappered and we bowed and thanked him and promised.

We got in a hurry to get home, for Carlson had to be buried before it got dark. But we were quite so relieved in sorrow for now we could put his paws in place down the grave blanket. Before we shoveled the earth, we stretched hands against sunset and called "O Manitou" and I kept a beautiful little speech at the grave and told about Carlson’s sad fate and asked Manitou doctor his wounds. After the burial, we sang the first two verses of the now famous hymn "O, Manitou" (Song: "O Tannenbaum").

O, Manitou
O, Manitou
You doctors Carlson’s crush-head!
You helping dog and horse and cow,
Protecting all from rain and snow
O, Manitou
O, Manitou
You doctors Carlson’s crush-head!

O, Manitou
O, Manitou
You doctors Carlson’s crush-feet!
You savior dog – you savior cow,
from Moaning Valleys rain and snow
O, Manitou
O, Manitou
You doctors Carlson’s crush-feet!

And on The happy hunting grounds runs still Carlson over sunny flower meadows and hunt moose and rabbits. There I feel pretty confident.



Daring Mountain (red arrow) thrones behind our childhood home in the middle of the picture. 
It seems like the mountain has shrunk over the last 60 years. Photo Finn Bringsjord



This story was reprinted in the newspaper "Lister" Saturday 17 September 2016.

http://www.lister24.no/nyheter/Var-venn-Karlsen-514168.html