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Lihare on the move. Illustratet by Finn Bringsjord |
A Sunday afternoon with rain and indoors weather, were mother and sisters fed the hustle and bustle of the twins and sent us out the door. Since we went in Sunday clothes, we could not banished to the barn, so they were so clever that they sent us down to Uncle Anton Garden.
"Now go down and ask uncle if he does not soon to be married," was marching order that we got with us from mother. She had learned that Anton was accomplished tired of the hustle and bustle of the oldest sister about marriage, leaving the task to unsuspecting delegates. Men got nowhere in the world to be lazy and see time depends. It was hard contest for the widow in Kvås, and better party she could not envision for her little brother who now lived all alone in the old house for his late parents.
Now Uncle had acquired three-wheeled Tempo with large goggles, gloves and kidney belt, so it was just to embark on a random Sunday tour up the valley.
Anton had slept long enough that Sunday, for when we knocked, he sat at the round dining table in the living room and ate Sunday dinner's. There were half a blight-potato and well with potato peelings neatly arranged throughout oilcloth, and the plate was brown colored by sauce residues. Although he sat slicked and smiling reclining - with open waistband and unbuttoned shirt collar - and feasted on the flesh of a long thigh bone.
Finally clucking he vigorously to get a piece of meat out of hol tooth and pushed his chair back in comfortable position: "Nothing in the world is as good as a fat lihare (hill hare)," he said as he put his hands under the elastic suspenders and patted him self well pleasing on the stomach.
* Degn Brinch was Uncle Anton's ancestor. See down- blog page ...
"What you said, uncle; lihare? What hare is it? "asked Kjell.
Anton raised eyebrow and then feigned amazement at him. "Are not you the son of Thorvald L. - the keenest hare hunter on Bringsjord ...? And then you do not know what a LIHARE is ...? "
Anton shook his head over such a comfortless ignorance, and I fell into his trail and shook my head and grinned good of my stupid brother.
"Tell him what - you Finn!" Said uncle and pulled me right into pillimentet.
"Lihare," I said uneasily and wandered around in the chair, "it ... it's a hare as eating when it starts to li (linger) out at the afternoon."
"Ho, ho! It was great! No, you, that there was total failure. "
He got up and cleared pan and plate of the dining table. So he went into the kitchen and put the coffee pot. We followed with potato peelings and other small things, and I was ahead as and got grind coffee at the mill. Meanwhile cleared Kjell room table for Arbeiderblad newspapers and put up a coffee cup, tree saucers and a blue glass bowl with piece of sugar which he found in mirror-bureau. As soon as the coffee had boiled over three times, it was bestowed in the cup and in the bowls, and so was Sunday coziness started.
"Now you must tell,Uncle! What is a lihare "? said Kjell, and sucked on a strong coffee listed sugar. But uncle had as usual good time, he pulled up a snuff boxes and left a juicy rosehip under cheekbone before he - with his hands clasped behind his neck - leaning well back in his chair and began to tell:
"A lihare - you see - is a hare race which can only live in a li - a the hillside on the slopes around a hill that is shaped like a sugar loaf. It is completely lost if it is to stand on a plain or in a forest. "
We looked a little perplexed at each other, this was something completely new for two inquisitive boys heads. "Completely lost?" I said, "why is he completely lost?"
Anton leaned even more back, let his legs on a wooden chair, and continued: "Yes, I'll tell you, Finn; That is because it will be taken off the fox before nightfall; liharen is so created that on flat ground running it around in a spiral, and it is only for the fox to seek the center of the spiral and wait. "
"But why", said Kjell, bursting with curiosity.
"It is because li-hare's right foot is considerably longer than his left foot. In this way they have a huge advantage when they jump away along a slope; one li. It's easy to understand! And that is why this breed is called lihare, or as it says in the lexicon; Lepus timidius clivo. "
Anton smiled proudly and nodded in all directions as thanks for an imaginary applause and admiring glances, so he pushed snus over on the other side of his mouth and took another gulp of coffee and two sugar cubes. He was obviously in his element, and continued in high gear:
"But to have longer legs on the right side of the body, is not only an advantage for liharen. For example, it can only run in one direction around the peak; in the same direction as skaters and trotting horses running around its orbit. If they try to run the other way - as clockwise - it goes completely wrong; then comes the long bone in the upper slope and short leg bottom and tilts over and rolling helplessly round and round down to he is knocked out at the bottom of the hillside. " He showed and demonstrated the "tall man finger" and "Little Petter fiddler" on a slanted copy of "Kon-Tiki Expedition".
"Do you know where there lives liharer, uncle? It is only with the widow in Kvås? "It just slipped out of me, and I grieved me deeply for it was very shameful to bring women and marriage on the court at the time.
As you well know situated Voråsen here Vestigarden, right up there behind my kitchen window. The hill ends into the horizontal delete we call Fladen. Now in hunting season, when I hear dog pilot goes up there, I often take a trip up at Fladen and picks up a knocked lihare. How do I get me a wonderful Sunday dinner without so much as loosening a shot. "
I was sitting gape: "In Degn Brinch name *, uncle, is this true? Why it ends up that hares trills like ripe fruit cakes down at Fladen? "
"A good question," stated uncle. "We have researched up a bit, and think we have found the answer."
"It is the speed that kills," he said, nodding knowing for both of us, "speed kills, you see. Liharen run so fast that it shortly after taking back the dog with a round. When the dog that he gets liharen just behind in heels, yes it breathable and panting even trying to push past, the dog insulted and sits on its hind legs. Thus, it is done. Haren must turn around and run back ... in the wrong direction. It goes of course wrong, and he rolls downhill. "
We got busy - raised the under bowl and wanted with grave seriousness "Degner bowl" before we supt in the coffee remains - and hurried home to talk further with the father about where to add tomorrow's hunting trip.
When we breathless came home and told our father about liharer on Voråsen, father smiled well and told that Anton had served us an ancient lie about liharen. I remember that we were quite snurtne and promised bloody revenge.
Anton was too soft-hearted to shoot an animal, so in reality he ate a hare he had received as thanks of a hare hunter who hunted on his estate in Hobaskogen.
Afterword
* The first Degn on Bringsjord, Ole Omundsen b. Ca. 1678, should on the way to his church-work had a strong personal affliction down in Døldegrova when he had to give up in a wrestling with the Devil himself, who tore from him Kingos Psalmebok and throw it into Kjørkevadet. (Church wade. Brigde came first in 1884). The book was taken off the river stream, but by god luck ran it ashore at Bank Hølen. Degn was wet and forsoffen when he churned in the sacristy that Sunday. Ole was Degn (clocks and church songs) in Lyngdal Church from 1705 to 1739 when he had to stop because the pastor and congregation for some time had annoyed at his obvious drunkenness.
Son Omund Olsen, who was married to the vicar Nils Cold Bergs sister, took over as Degn father. He was right swell and swagger basse and called himself for Amund Brinch (ab Brinchfiore). Uncle Anton in Garden claimed stubbornly that Degner Brinch was his right ancestor, and he let himself into the ugly habit that he always ended a festive party to demand that all had to stand up and drink "Degner bowl."
Referred as Degn in Lyndal Church passed down for five generations. The fifth and final Degn on Bringsjord, Lars Ånensen, was fired by Pastor Gabriel Kielland in 1840 due to acidic pitch and deficient singing voice. A grandson of Judge Balle narrated that Lars sat in the choir with huge breeches and big wig and "Brek stykt" and Kielland even wrote that it was only with the new Degner from Bergsaker that he first heard "edifying hymn" in Lyndal Church .
This bloggside was printet in the paper Lister 23. May 2015 |